August 8, 2017

Tuesday Diet

I started a diet on Monday like I always do. Do I look any smaller?

August 1, 2017

Running Buddy Wanted

I need someone to go jogging with that knows how to push one of those 3 wheeled "Mom running" strollers.  Then I need one of those strollers that's big enough to hold me.  

July 25, 2017

I'm Too Sexy for Underwear

Remember how when we were teenage girls?  You would not leave the house without 2 hours of hair and makeup and checking your ass in the mirror 7 times?  Well I just went to Walmart without so much as putting on underwear. Now before you go getting all judgey on me thinking I've given up and I don't care anymore, I'd like to say in my defense that I was wearing my husband's shorts... The kind with the nylon mesh nut sack holder.  So that counts.  #Still Got It!!!