April 29, 2010

Julie Bowen and Her Talking Vagina

A funny thing or two happened at the L.A. Comedy Shorts Film Festival, held April 15th through the 19th in, you guessed it, L.A. Not the least of which was Julie Bowen talking about her talking vagina. It seems she’s had three kids in two years and her girl parts have a thing or two to say about that. I was laughing too hard to hear all of it, but I think she’s trying to get voice over gigs for her cooch. Break a leg Julie, or something.

And as long as we’re on the subject of girl parts…

I needed certain unmentionables while on our trip, so I popped round the corner from our hotel in Little Tokyo, to a local grocery. Just about everything on the shelves was in Japanese. I don’t know if the staff spoke enough English to understand what I was looking for, because I was not going to ask just in case they didn’t. There was no way I wanted to try and act out the particular ailment I needed some relief from. While not exclusively a girl problem, still somewhat embarrassing to pantomime.

But we had a great time, you just have to remember no matter where you travel, if you’re not sure what it is don’t eat it.

Oh, and one more funny; Larry King walking down Rodeo Drive. It's just his enormous head!

April 12, 2010


Off to LA this week for the LA Comedy Film Festival. CAN"T WAIT. I'm pretty sure that someone will want to give me an advance on my two, almost done, screenplays. That's how it works right?

April 4, 2010


I am reminded of Easter's past. My mom always made a great effort for holidays. Thanks Mom. I also remember my Uncle Bill eating hard boiled eggs and drinking beer. Sometimes Easter in Ohio is too cold to opens window, I'm just sayin.

I am concerned how holidays come and go now without the anticipation that made them so sweet. I guess it’s because we don’t have little kids in the house. I was going to dye eggs anyway, but we don’t like hard boiled eggs and I don’t know we just didn’t.

I miss the house full of kids and relatives and egg farts.