I just got back from the ear Doctor. My new hearing aid will be ready in a few days.
Yep, cost $2300
But hear (pun intended) is how good medical techno is:
It is about the size of your thumb nail, it has a Pentium processor chip that allows it to be programmed to my specific loss ranges and pitches. It sits behind my ear and a little clear tube goes into my ear. You could only see it if you were about to lick me, and please don't because the warranty does not cover that.
Bonus: It also makes Wayne sound like Hugh Jackman.