Sometimes people post things that really crack me up:
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
-Bob Monkhouse, comedian
Just saw a 'Buy Local' bumper sticker on a VW Beetle! Guess that doesn't apply to cars.
Love staying in hotels... There not my sheets and I don't have to wash them!
On the way home from work I bought a new trash can. When I reached our driveway, I drove over the old one. It was the funnest thing I did all day.
Note to self: next parent teacher night don't take two muscle relaxers before you go.
I just found out I'm a descendant of a guy named Obadiah Belcher. That is quite a name. Yikes.
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