Turkey chili just doesn’t cut the mustard. I am sorry, I am trying to be healthy, but I just can’t do the turkey chili thing. For that matter; turkey burgers, turkey bologna, turkey hot dogs or turkey turkey except on Thanksgiving. I mean really, what’s next, turkey chicken McNuggets?
Everything is fake these days and the country is fatter than ever, so why bother? Fake butter is bad for your heart, fake sugar can give you intestinal unrest, and fake boobs can hamper your intelligence. A little off subject, but none the less true.
I know there is no startling revelation here; I just had to get it off my chest. My feelings about turkey that is. It seems like the more fake stuff I eat, the more I don’t trim down. Wayne says it’s all about exercise and burning more calories than you take in. So, I bought a stair stepper. Not a real one! This one sits on the floor in front of the couch so you can do it while watching the cooking channel. Fake exercise.
You may be thinking: “All things in moderation”. Obviously you have never tried to eat just a half a cup of Ben and Jerry’s. Or a half of cup of frozen yogurt… fake ice-cream. I have been trying to fake moderation but I keep ending up with nothing.
Oh well, this wasn’t a real post anyway!